Prefer cosmetic items to ones that actually grant armor? Do you loot during combat? Do people frequently leave your voip channel when you join? Do you frequently AFK during raids? Do you have absolutely no idea how to play your class? Perhaps you are one of the “Differently Geared”. What could possibly go wrong in a group consisting of a husband, a wife, brother in law, sister in law, and other family and friends as they try and conquer some of Elder Scrolls Challenging content? Everything.
“Differently Geared”: /noun/ used to describe a group of individuals challenged in completing group content, and basic game mechanics.
In the first episode of the series, the “Differently Geared” bring you, Standing in Stupid.
Do you tend to pull mobs freqently without meaning too, and blame it on others? Do you do it on purpose to kill someone, and then laugh about it off voip? In the second episode, the “Differently Geared” show you the art of face pulling.
Do you frequently find yourself sidetracked by chests, loot, or other shiny things whilst you are supposed to be doing something important like tanking a mob, or healing your group? In the third episdoe, the “Differently Geared” shows you what its like to live with A.D.D.O.S.
Do you ever find yourself falling off cliffs, running into walls, or getting stuck in rocks or trees? In the fourth episode, the “Differently Geared” show you what its like to be terrain challenged.
Have you ever grouped with someone who has no idea how to explain mechanics? In the 5th episode, the “Differently Geared” shows you what its like to have someone explaining boss mechanics using technical terms like “circle thing” and “the thing”. Its how we ‘splain mechanics.
Have you ever accidentally set off your ultimate ability when you absolutely dont need it? In the 6th episode of the series, the “Differently Geared” show you what its like to have Ultimate Fails.
Have you ever grouped with someone that says they can tank, but they just cant seem to do it properly? In this episode, the “Differently Geared” show you how to be a pro tank.
Have you ever tried to get a revenge troll on a troller and try so hard that it backfires and you are the one ending up getting trolled by the troller without him even trying or knowing? In this episode, the “Differently Geared” show you what its like to have a epic troll fail.
Does your group of friends tend to think you are responsible for ALL their resources? (IE their stamina, health and magicka) In this episode, the “Differently Geared” shows you what its like to manage your resources.
What happens when you have a elf voice modulator, and a group of friends singing Holiday Carols based on Elder Scrolls online? The “Differently Geared” brings you this Festive New Life greeting!
None of these really fit into one category, and were too good not to show you. So enjoy “The Outtakes”.
A short teaser for the upcoming season of The “Differently Geared”!
What happens when you go into a dungeon for the first time….blind…with no idea what to expect? The “Differently Geared” Shows you in this episode!